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THERE’S NEVER A BAD TIME TO WHIP OUT YOUR 

hidden valley ranch salad dressing. great for any meal you can whip out a bottle of hidden valley ranch salad dressing at most occasions maybe even two bottles or three. the average human eats 400 bottles of hidden valley ranch salad dressing in one year that is not a made up lie. hidden valley ranch salad dressing in my mouth

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Nobody would miss me if I was gone

i give up 

everyone is out having fun and then there’s me 

A real life boy said that he would listen to boy bands if it meant that we would hang out…

I actually can’t stand people today.